Created By:
reidmckay
05/28/2008 02:04AM
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this woman is nothing more then pure decollating evil, she feeds on the souls of poor struggling students. I shall recall first on my personal experience, upon which I rented out a room in what would soon be revealed to be a brothel of condemnation. The stove and dishwasher which I was told were to be replaced were not, and promptly broke. When asked to fix that which was so willingly promised in the lease, satan in female form sparred no iota of thought as to how her already strained cliental should be treated. Within the span of 8 months lucifer had come and gone around 10-20 times only to confirm that the dishwasher was indeed broken and that her handy man ex father inlaw should be by sometime within the next millennia to fix it. My house mates and i would often dream about how wonderful it would be if... (i shall not go on as the graphic nature may be to obscure, needless to say the events in "lord of the flies" rings nicely with what we had in mind). Our caged souls would be free of her satanic rule. Luckily I had money and a team of lawyers and she only had the underworld, and while the underworld and its contents may be affective at delivering the pinnacle of human suffering, it has no affect on those living in the real world. So when she realized what exactly I could do to her, she quickly retreated like the eel she is back in to her pit of despair.
I regretfully have personally bore witness to her full wrath upon my poor unknowing roommate. A science student who's only desire was to get the grade point average required to gain entry into medical school. She had recently come from a house in-which her past roommates refused to respect her appreciation for true academia and humanity. She then left in seek of a more accommodating environment.
Little did she know she know the grinch of edmonton was deviously afoot seeking one last victim to complete her house of damned souls, The poor med student was lured in by promises of a sanitary house and a peaceful environment. So she unwittingly decided to take up the smaller room in the house which to start wasn't even suitable for the inhabitants who had already taken up board in the carpet. It was only three weeks into her lease, when the exposed sewage pipe winding up the larger wall in her room (providing the inspiration for the motif throughout the house) had to be cracked open to fix a blockage. Which had been the result of poor construction and materials which would not pass regulation in Kurblakikstan.
The degenerates who were hired to solve the problem seemed as though they themselves could provided much needed knowledge to complete our evolutionary chain. Knowing only their primitive ways they did not take part in any hygiene or cleanliness, and saw no reason to make any exception for a dwelling which someone had worked so hard to maintain. Therefor after they had left; there was noticeable sewage main remnants en-grained into the carpet, not to mention to now partly missing wall, exposing the mold ridden foundation. Although this may have been a god send for the previous inhabitants of the carpet, it was not acceptable for a person (a med student above all). She quit happily moved into the adjacent room which was unused. This of-course was unacceptable for the Mildew Queen, as she had become quit accustom to living with e-coli and the like in her own residence, and saw no reason do doubt this. She kept a firm policy of "as long as it looks clean it is clean" Her knowledge of sanitation obviously did not extend past the early 17th century. When threatened with an eviction notice the nearly broken student summoned a sanitation officer, who took no longer then five minutes to see that the house was near being condemned. I believe her exact words were "excrement is supposed to flow down" along with many other statements describing various discrepancies. once again the mistress of the sewers refused to accept the officers recommendation. It was not until more than a month later, along with government intervention and our consulting with the DA, was she forced to make the minimal repairs to the house.
Even after being evicted and barely escaping with her morality. The relentless landlord claimed that she owed the rest of the years rent. The eventual outcome of her encounter with Satan is still unknown.
*all names and likenesses are completely fictional.
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